2009 Parsons Fashion Benefit Honoring Calvin Klein, Tom Murray and Francisco Costa

I am not jumping out of my chair over Eva Mendes pewter cut-out Calvin Klein silk dress but I do love her sleek sandals.

Molly Sims looks chic in this Calvin Klein ensemble.

Helena Christensen is rocking one of my favorite pieces from Marc Jacobs Spring 2009 collection. I adore this blue and yellow striped dress

Anna Wintour is also rocking a favorite piece of mine but this time from Marni spring 2009 collection.

Mary Alice Stevensen is showing how to make a simple little black dress look fabulous by amazing strappy shoes and an outstanding statement necklace.

I love Donna Karan fantastic red draped dress but will someone inform Donna "the girls" went south for the winter therefore she needs some support!

Fabulous Events

"X-Men" Los Angeles Screening


For some reason, I am not feeling this look on Halle Berry. Her black sheer panel Herve L. Leroux dress is sexy but her anchor woman's hair is just not working with this dress. It's still Halle and she does have a body of death!

Fergie is rocking a cute black and metallic mini dress and I am going crazy over her peep-toe wedges.

Aviva Impact Awards

Tracee Ellis Ross looks absolutely gorgeous in this fuchsia satin flair dress paired with black slingback Christian Louboutins.

Point Foundation Host The Gala

Vanessa Williams looks delightful in this champagne printed asymmetrical dress.

Matthew Williamson for H&M Launch Party

Selita Ebanks looks fantastic in this multi colored printed Matthew Williamson maxi dress.

I know Chanel Iman is young and fabulous but this look is crazy and hideous! She is trying way too hard.

The LG "Rumorous Night" Launch Party

I can't believe Heidi Klum is pregnant again! Anyway, she looks great in this black silver chains Thomas Wylde asymmetrical dress paired with fabulous strappy Guiseppe Zanotti shoes.

Vanessa Hudgens looks adorable in this aqua blue chiffon Goldhawk dress and Givenchy strappy sandals. I am loving her metallic Chanel clutch.

Paula Patton looks wonderful in this red strapless dress and her black peep-toe booties are simply divine.

Milla Jovovich looks darling in this vintage laced haltered dress. I just hate her bird nest hair!

Rosario Dawson looks casual chic in the black and charcoal ensemble.

When I first saw this picture of Christina Aguilera, I thought she was one of the washed-up celebrities from "Celebrity Rehab". She can't be serious looking like a old hag battling crystal meth!

FUP Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize! (ish)

^^This panda can feel its grip on humanity slipping away.^^

GREAT NEWS PEOPLE. The fine people at Logo have announced that I AM BEING NOMINATED FOR AN AWARD. It's for "greatest person ever" (or something) on their NewNowNext award show! You can even vote for me!!!!1111!! The show is somewhat low budget (it can't afford spaces in its name) so I don't think I'm getting any money, which seems like bullshit. But it is on TV, which means THIS SHIT IS GOING GLOBAL. Let's be honest here, people, this isn't the best thing that's ever happened to me, but it's the best thing that's ever happened to you!!!

Now, I know what you're thinking: this blog is awesome. But I know what else you are thinking: isn't Logo a gay network? How does telling cute animals what's what relate to the gay community? Well, as long time readers of the blog know, this blog actually started out as a major LGBT news and debate site. We would have commentary, as well as people from different walks of life come on the site with opposing viewpoints and they wouldn't be able to leave the computer until they sorted out their differences! A lot of people don't know this, but I was singlehandedly responsible for putting the whole gay marriage argument to rest (glad that's over, wtf, am I right?). Many others remember my thought-provoking and truly moving Will and Grace farewell post, which received four separate Peabodie Awards. Eventually, though, all gay-related websites evolve into anti-penguin campaigns (you should see the relaunch they are developing for the GLAAD website, even I think it goes a little too far).

I would also like to add one thing: Penguins have impeccable taste in interior design. If it wasn't for gay people, those flightless bastards would be the only ones we could call to move from shabby to chic. So thank you, Logo. Even though my cable company doesn't put you on my television, I'm sure you are great, if only now by association.

Maxwell is Baaaaack!

OMG! Columbia Records annouced Maxwell long awaited album "Black Summers' Night" is finally coming out this summer. It's part one of a trilogy of albums. I have been waiting for this moment for 8 years and my baby is worth the wait. He looks scrumptious as always!

His first single to be release is "Pretty Wings". It's totally vintage Maxwell with sultry and soulful vocals. Besides Sade long awaited album in 2000, Maxwell new album has to be the greatest anticipated albums of 2009!

"Ghost Of Girlfriends Past" Los Angeles Premiere

Wow! What a gorgeous couple. Matthew McConauhey and his girlfriend, Brazilian beauty, Camila Alves pretty much shut it down last night!

Camila Alves wore a very sexy plunged printed dress adorned with paillettes.

Of course Garcelle Beauvias-Nilon was in attendance. She looks spectacular as always. I absolutely looooove this combination of turquoise and this tomato red. Her hair and make-up is also flawless.

Jennifer Garner looks good in this black draped Rachel Roy dress considering she just had a baby two days ago.

Tribeca Film Festival: Premiere of "Wonderful World"

Sanaa Lathan is gracing the red carpet for the third time this week and I feel like I am in diva heaven! She looks beyond amazing in this white flair belted Tadashi Shoji dress and her black and silver clutch and cocktail ring are simply divine!


Kim Kardashian opted for all black in this cute strapless ensemble. I am dieing for her sensational pewter statement choker! Kim is such a beautiful girl.


Sarah Jessica Parker looks ultra sexy in this black and white printed Narciso Rodriguez dress paired with a funky multi strands necklace and a pop of color red peep-toe platforms.