How To Carpool During the Election Season

Why roll into work in a boring old Honda Accord, when you can impress the co-workers by carpooling in this monstrosity (h/t Wonkette):

The red pantsuit that surrounds the headlights is certain to get you many catcalls from the 50+ angry women crowd. This car reminds me of the Dennis Woodruff car that I saw in Hollywood almost every goddamn day when I lived there (caution: his website may induce seizures).