Monday, September 8, 2008

HDIS.com Saves America

Anyone else have a problem shitting all over themselves while in public? After a night of heavy drinking and cruising for tweaked-out hookers, I sure do. That's why there's a great new company with a unique service to prevent my already fragile modesty from being decimated. It's Home Delivery Incontinent Supplies (or HDIS), which promises to deliver adult diapers right to your home, so that you can save yourself the embarrassment of buying the jumbo pack of Depends at the local Walgreens. Check it out!

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