Public Service Announcement From LT Nixon's Mother

My Mother is one of those ladies who volunteers at the polling stations to hand out the "I Voted" stickers and to make sure there's no hanky-panky going on in the booth. She wrote this in recent snail-mail correspondence:

I'm resting up for the chaos I'm sure I'll find at my poll on election day. I remember how depressed I was when Clinton was elected in 1992. It's Deja Vu all over again.

With Obama currently ahead 174-49 based on the CNN electoral map, I blame you, America, for hurting my mother's feelings. Foreshame!!