2011 Summertime Ball

Come on now Jennifer Lopez. I know you are hot for a forty year old woman but this is just plain desperation.

Seriously, head to toe snakeskin. Did she borrow this from Melissa from The Housewives of New Jersey closet?

I don't care if she is rocking a Chloe snakeskin shirt dress and Christian Louboutin thigh-high boots, this is just beyond tacky!

I know you may ask what's the difference between her ensemble and Patina Miller's snakeskin dress? The difference is Patina looks elegant and JLo looks cheap and like she is trying way too hard.

Gucci Children's Store Opening In Beverly Hills

I am a firm believer of if a trend doesn't compliment your body, just let it float on by, maybe Jennifer Lopez needs to consider that wise advice!

I have to say that I do adore the black and gold fringed detail on her black Gucci silk jersey jumper but the drop-crotch harem pants are beyond atrocious!

This silhouette needs to remain on the runway with a 5'11 size 0 model rocking it because anyone else will just look plain silly.

Garcelle Beavais opted for a more civilize white chain link printed Gucci strapless dress paired with a cute chain link necklace and nude strappy Gucci sandals.