Why Wonkette Rules

Besides ridiculing some old lady with a god-awful protest sign today, Wonkette has really stuck it to Senator Larry "Wide-Stance" Craig (R-ID) by publishing his Freedom Speaks profile and saying he has "no friends". Within minutes, Sen. Craig now has the friends "Fingertapper", "Toilet Goblin", and "Hugh G. Rexxion". Long live internet shenanigans.