Why Aren't You Dead Yet?

So, Zombie Osama had some wisdom to share with the Western world in the wake of the Israeli-Gaza offensive [Today]:

In his first recorded message in eight months, aimed at harnessing anger in the Middle East over the attack, Osama condemned Arab governments for their response and urged Muslims to launch a holy war against Israel.

Hmm. Pretty much the stock answer Osama has for everything. Two years ago he urged war against the Zionist Crusaders to play on worldwide tensions. The guy's just like a broken record of ABBA's "Waterloo" trying to predict the demise of Western civilization, except more annoying and not funny.