Typealyzer Makes Blogging Even More Megalomaniacal

To hell with politics, wit, and intellectual discussion, blogging is primarily for the purpose of elevating your delusional visions of self-celebrity to compensate for shortcomings in your dreary "real life". That's why it's great to see a web tool like Typealyzer, which analyzes the "personality of your blog". LT Nixon Rants and The Obacalypse are both considered "The Mechanics", which is defined as:

The independent and problem-solving type. They are especially attuned to the demands of the moment are masters of responding to challenges that arise spontaneously. They generally prefer to think things out for themselves and often avoid inter-personal conflicts.

I prefer to write ill-informed commentary about current events, so I guess that's where I get that label. It's truly an honor, since "The Mechanix" was Metallica's little known precursor to "The Four Horsemen", which is one of the greatest metal songs of all time (listen below):

Conversely, smarter people's blogs like VetVoice and This Ain't Hell are characterized as "The Thinkers". As for my internet chums at The Sniper, they get slapped with "The Doers" personality type which entails:

The active and playful type. They are especially attuned to people and things around them and often full of energy, talking, joking and engaging in physical out-door activities.

I dunno, sounds a little "fruity" if you ask me. When do they start singing showtunes? Anyways, what blog type are youse guys and gals?