SWISH AND SHEEN EXCHANGE TEXTS

Swisher: bro what the hell are you doing?

Sheen: winning bro. winning

Swisher: lol. I mean your all over the place. U have more twitter followers than me now :)

Sheen: they want the charlie sheen drug. You can't OD, u just get cooler

Swisher: lol. I can't believe U told the world we hang out. Lol Bad for my rep. Haha

Sheen: ur much more bitchn knowing charlie sheen

Swisher: y r u talking in 3rd person

Sheen: in an out of body experience. I'm watching me winning with 2 smoking hotties everyone wants a piece of the warlock

Swisher: totally. U coming to tampa to see me play?

Sheen: have to see, doing a web cast about me having a rock star life. May bottle it

Swisher: huh

Sheen: Stock piling charlie sheen winning juice in my sheen cellar

Swisher: sheen cellar????

Sheen: where I keep charlie sheen juice. I'm stocking 2011 right now amazing year.

Swisher: bro. They're gonna commit you ;)

Sheen: I am commited

Swisher: to?

Sheen: winning swish. Winning

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)
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