Friday, April 4, 2008

Pregnant Males and Other Genetic Oddities

Some pregnant dude (who used to be a chick, I guess) showed up on Oprah and said "It’s not a male or female desire to have a child. It’s a human desire." It goes without say that this is not some traditional female aspiration, like interpretive dance, that men are courageously defying gender roles to join...it's pregnancy. Where the fuck is the baby going to come out! I hope all those stories about the stork were true, otherwise it's going to be an absolutely horrific mess. Oh well. If Oprah is sanctioning pregnant dudes, I think society would be okay with me sticking a bunch of needles in my face ala Pinhead in Hellraiser.

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