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What the hell, South Korea? You guys seem so awesome, what with your delicious food, nice electronics, and live octopus eating. You are like Japan but without the creepy porn (I mean this in a good way). So what are you trying to pull here? Are you seriously telling me one of those puppies isn't cute enough, YOU NEED THE SAME FUCKING PUPPY TWICE?!?! A normal country (like, say, Peru) wouldn't even need the whole puppy, it would be cool with just that impossibly pink nose.
I used to think you were the "cool" Korea. People would bad mouth Korea, and I would be like, "Man, you must mean North Korea, 'cause that South Korea, that's one boss fuckin' place." (I was in the 1960s at the time.) But now, I really don't know, South Korea. I think you need to rethink your relationship with the puppy.
I'm not even going to say anything to these puppies. They know what they did.
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