JETER AND POSADA EXCHANGE TEXTS

(photo: Reuters)

Posada: The captains back! Took long enough lol

Jeter: I hate u Po

Posada: 2 homers bro nice

Jeter: Im getting there. when r u gonna hit

Posada: Dickhead, u try just being a dh

Jeter: All you have to do is hit, whats wrong with you lol

Posada: F u dj im going crazy here

Jeter: Work with Long, hes the master

Posada: Yeah, studying tape, im sluggish

Jeter: Bro, you’re the slowest guy I know lol

Posada: You never make me feel good

Jeter: Haha

Posada: Why r we even friends

Jeter: Because im the only one u have lol

Posada: Im friends with MO dick

Jeter: Yeah but he speaks broken englsih

Posada: Lol

Jeter: Hed kill me if I said that to him. U know im playing

Posada: I know, just bummed out

Jeter: One game ur going to go 4 for 5 with 2 doubles and 2 homers and u’ll be fixed

Posada: WHEN

Jeter: next year lol

Posada: I truly hate u

Jeter: U love me

Posada: Alittle

Jeter: Look, focus. It just clicked for me in texas. First time up I just felt good

Posada: That’s my problem I don’t feel good

Jeter: Take ur mind off the at bats

Posada: How

Jeter: Before you forgot because u were catching

Posada: I know

Jeter: Now u need to find something to do

Posada: Like?

Jeter: Read , talk to martin, prank Soriano I don’t know

Posada: Funny

Jeter: Tweet. Follow @Bleednyankeeblu that blog is great

Posada: Yeah he’s good to us

Jeter: Take ur mind off hitting, don’t try so hard

Posada: Ok ill try it

Jeter: And hurry up dick Lol

Posada: F u dj

Jeter: later :)

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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