Hillary's Out, Civilization Safe For Another 4 Years

Often in America politics, you can only root for certain to people to lose, as candidates are assessed on how bad they will make America. While the other presidential hopefuls aren't exactly rocking my face off, I am thankful that we don't have to suffer another Clinton dynasty. Ed Morrisey of Hot Air, who is much wiser than me on these political affairs, has stated that last night's primary was pretty much the nail in the coffin...and the peasants rejoiced.

Hillary Stole My Soul and All I Got Was This Crummy Photo-Op