Debbie Feldman's 20-year-old daughter, Samantha, is a sophomore at Oberlin in Ohio and plans to room with her platonic friend Grey Caspro, a straight guy, next year. Feldman said she was shocked when her daughter told her. "When you have a male and female sharing such close quarters, I think it's somewhat delusional to think there won't be sexual tension," the 52-year-old Feldman said. "Maybe this generation feels more comfortable walking around in their underwear. I'm not sure that's a good thing.”
First off, Ms. Feldman should be embarrassed that her nosy mother is snooping around her personal affairs at the age of 20. There seems to be a prevalent trend amongst modern society for parents to not let their baby birds fly away from the nest, and this will no doubt create a generation of twentysomethings living in their parent's basement. Second, the concerned mommy seems to be forgetting the cheeky shenanigans that could ensue ala Three's Company! The only line I would draw in the sand is coed bathrooms. Nothing is worse for a guy than taking a dump while a chick is brushing her teeth in the sink within audible distance in a college bathroom. And as for women using the bathroom, frankly, I don't want to know what the hell goes on in there.
The collegiate version would be even more hilarious
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