Microsoft CEO Gets Egged By Hungarian Bullies

In the wheel of life, nerds have to suffer the endless torment of wedgies, swirlies, and getting their houses TP'd by the football team. But it pays off in the future as the folks that spent prom night playing Dungeons & Dragons often end up being multi-billionares with more money than they know what to do with. However, some people may resent this paradox of the high-school rejects growing up to be big winners, and then they just start chucking eggs.