Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Stock Market Tanks, How Low Can It Go!

Getting Lower!

The stock market was -427 and closed at 7,997 today. Gateway Pundit suggests it's because of a looming Obama presidency, but in fairness, the Bush administration were the ones involved in the corporate welfare giveaway, while CEOs fly around in private jets. Time to take the advice of my elders and bury a shoebox full of cash in the backyard instead of investing in the circus sideshow known as the stock market. It would also be prudent to bury cartons of Newports, as cigarettes will most likely be our future form of currency as the dollar becomes worthless and society starts to look more like a prison.

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