Is there anyone that didn't spank it to this scene from Fast Times like Judge Reinhold?Success! It seems all those times that young boys run off to the bathroom with their mother's Victoria's Secret catalogs are paying off with huge health benefits. From the BBC on why masturbatin' is good for you (thanks Jules):
Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits. They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s. Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.
So much for the crazy stories about growing hair on your palms that your folks tell you to prevent embarrassment while they host dinner parties. Anyways, I also came across a strange website called "Take the Action Corporation", by way of World-O-Crap, which is dedicated to stopping the heinous sin of onanism. According to this preachy website, the reason masturbation is so bad for you can be summed up in some gospel-like, scientifically-unproven bullets which include: You waste your valuable time on masturbation, Destroys your marriage or your relationship with your partner, and simply Masturbation destroys your health. This preposterous website then proceeds to talk about how Yoga or some other Age of Aquarius type crap is what you should be doing as opposed to batin'. I take issue with the proclaimation that you should be doing it with your partner as opposed to playing with yourself. Some poor souls are destined to not have partners until science can invent a anatomically correct robo-babe. Plus, the fact that guys in the workforce spend hours schwackin' it is absurd. Don't they know that we are pros at it by the time we hit high school?
All those wasted kleenexes!
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