Friday, April 29, 2011

SWISHER & JOBA EXCHANGE TEXTS

Joba: bro. U started hitting! yeah lol

Swisher:
f u bro ;)


Joba:
doing radio interviews distracted you haha


Swisher
: No. i was waiting for soriano to not let up runs, then i'd hit


Joba
: yeah right? Haha he's alright


Swisher
: dudes angry


Joba:
yeah had a hilarious joke about hughes arm and sori just starred at me when I gave the punchline


Swish
: what??


Joba
: even hughes laughed


Swish:
no personality


Joba:
he's ok, adjusting


Swish:
we should pie him lol


Joba:
HAHA he'd punch u


Swish:
fo sho


Joba:
but seriously, r u out of the slump now???


Swish:
damn i hope so lol


Joba
: wonder y u sucked?


Swish
: shut up dude


Joba
: ur thinking about hollywood bro haha


Swish
: I like being a rock star tru dat ;)


Joba
: yeah


Swish
: but love ny and bballs my passion


Joba:
I hear u.


Swish
: ill hit homers again, started last night!


Joba
: u'r dreaming of hosting snl!!


Swish:
that would rock dog!


Joba:
jeet did it


Swish:
yeah


Joba:
I watched it, I was in 8th grade hahaha


Swish
: hilarious


Joba
: ill get sori to not be a tight ass if u break out of the slump


Swish
: deal bro


Joba:
deal


Swish:
ur $


Joba
: I know


Swish
: what a dick!!! Lol


Joba:
;) later dog


(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)


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